Barbara Bouchet who played Moneypenny is quoted as saying. To attempt to explain or even understand what this film is about is a fruitless endeavor, not even the film's own cast understood it, so we certainly won't try. Its a lesson easily learned by watching the bizarre attempt to turn the James Bond story, Casino Royale, into a comedy.
Some franchises simply shouldn't be tampered with, attempting to duplicate success in some other form is typically a recipe for disaster.